Yes, that was just randomness

For those of you who read the below post (above?  Previous.) and were telling yourself "Self, that was just a bunch of random gibberish", well, you can pat yourself on the back because it was merely random gibberish coming from a very, very bored person.

 

But I still think I'm going to buy those suspenders. 

That'd make me pretty fly. 

Pretty fly indeed. 

For a white guy, that is.