Friday, December 15, 2006

Drinking my lunch

Yes, it’s 2:30 and I’m drinking lunch.

Smoothie King, to be exact.  Chewing is SOOOO overrated.


For what it’s worth, Smoothie Kings with drive through windows seem to be a little bit of a contradiction.  If you’re too fat and/or lazy to park your car and use those chubby little legs to walk up to the counter, you’ve got bigger problems than needing to eat a Smoothie King smoothie for lunch.  And if you’re just WAAY TOO BUSY to stop for 2 minutes, you’re over stressed and a Smoothie King smoothie isn’t going to help you.

For that matter, all Smoothie Kings should be at the top of 4 flights of stairs.  There’s no reason that a Smoothie King should ever be in the basement of anything at the bottom of an escalator or elevator.  That’s just wrong.  Again, if you’re too fat and/or lazy to use those fat little legs of yours, then you need something a little more substantial than a 32oz smoothie that’s chock full of nutritious goodness.


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