Drinking my lunch
Yes, it’s 2:30 and I’m drinking lunch.
Smoothie King, to be exact. Chewing is SOOOO overrated.
For what it’s worth, Smoothie Kings with drive through windows seem to be a little bit of a contradiction. If you’re too fat and/or lazy to park your car and use those chubby little legs to walk up to the counter, you’ve got bigger problems than needing to eat a Smoothie King smoothie for lunch. And if you’re just WAAY TOO BUSY to stop for 2 minutes, you’re over stressed and a Smoothie King smoothie isn’t going to help you.
For that matter, all Smoothie Kings should be at the top of 4 flights of stairs. There’s no reason that a Smoothie King should ever be in the basement of anything at the bottom of an escalator or elevator. That’s just wrong. Again, if you’re too fat and/or lazy to use those fat little legs of yours, then you need something a little more substantial than a 32oz smoothie that’s chock full of nutritious goodness.
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