Ok, I'm not much of a gossip hound...

Seriously, I’m not.

But I saw this thing on the MSNBC Sports wire about the NFL rejecting Britney Spears’ request to be in an NFL Superbowl commercial.

I almost spit milk through my nose when I read (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up) “She's too much of a train wreck. Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”  So, Paris Hilton isn’t a train wreck?  Or is she just not as much of a train wreck as our famous and rich trailer park princess?  Which is it?

Also, the other funny thing in the “article” is that Brit is telling her fan that he can expect her to make a hot comeback.  “as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached." 

Um, what about those 2 kids.  Are they strings, or are they not attached?  I don’t get it.

 

Anyway, her fan couldn’t be reached for comment.  He had a busy day planned of hooking up with a 13 year old girl from the internet and surfing some porn online.