It's like I'm a prophet or something

I wonder why the President just doesn’t go ahead and lift the ban on offshore drilling and put the decision in Congress’s hands, and then just a few days later he does it.

I wonder why there’s no bounce from Obama’s world tour, and the very next day honest to goodness “get paid for this crap” media types are wondering the same thing.

Hhmmm…  lemme try something out here…

 

I wonder why a million dollars hasn’t shown up on my back porch?

(I’ll keep you posted)