WORLD SERIES BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Shot Sent Round The world doesn't matter.

The loss last year doesn't matter.

The various collapses towards the end of the dome's life don't matter.

All the division series losses to the Braves don't matter.

That buzzsaw action by the Padres doesn't matter.

That series in '86 doesn't matter (though I still get pissed about it).

That series in 81 doesn't matter.

That series in 80 doesn't matter.

All those years of mediocrity don't matter.

Not signing Hampton doesn't matter.

Getting rid of Miller doesn't matter.

Getting rid of Reynolds doesn't matter.

Mitch Williams doesn't matter.

Losing Kent doesn't matter.

Biggio being a butcher in Center Field doesn't matter.

Getting jerked around by Beltran doesn't matter.

Not resigning Randy Johnson doesn't matter.

Piazza smashing a shot off the upper deck in center field in the 'dome doesn't matter.

Leyritz making our Astros his bitch doesn't matter.

Maddux getting strike calls 5 feet off the corner of the plate doesn't matter.

Bagwell swinging at slider after slider in the dirt doesn't matter.

 

None of it matters.

 

ASTROS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES BABY!!!!

 

Got that?

Let me say it again.

 

THE HOUSTON FREAKIN' ASTROS ARE GOING TO THE FREAKIN' WORLD FREAKIN' SERIES!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Yea, I'm a little excited.

And Roy Oswalt is a little good.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE ASTROS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!

 

 

AAAAHAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!