2 funny stories
No, still not my favorite (and only) triathlon story, but 2 other funny stories.
1.
I’m riding in Memorial Park a couple of weeks back and see some folks on bikes and some folks running along side them. Sure, that’s all normal and well. The odd part is that the folks running are TETHERED to the bikes. Ok, I hate running, but I don’t hate it so much that I’ll tie someone to my bike and drag them around Memorial Park. I put in my 30 miles and finally ask one of the tandems “so, which one of you lost the bet?” They look back at me with a puzzled look and then tell me “we’re training for adventure racing.” Apparently it’s part of HoustonFit… www.adventurefit.com or something like that. I haven’t looked into it yet. It might be fun, but not if I have to be tethered to some crazy on a bike.
2.
My brother and fam are moving to
So, this Easter weekend, be sure to remember all that, um, “Mike” did for you.
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I started to write out a funny comment to the "Mike" comment, but I couldn't do it w/o taking the Lord's name in vain. And my mom would fly to my house specifically to wash my mouth out with soap if I did that. It's just as much of a sin that I thought it though, so I should just write it. But I can't.
I was driving the kids home the other day and we passed a cute little convertible Mini Cooper (I love those cars; so very impractical). So I said "oh look at that Mini Cooper". To which my 2-year old yelled out "Mini Pooper!"
We've seen, oh, a gazillion Mini Poopers since then of course. His older sister points every single one out to him now.
You just gotta love kids!!
I read about "go for the gorge" somewhere. Was it here? Anyway, looks like it would be fun and very beautiful. My step-sis lives in Castle Rock, CO.
Hey Bro
Sorry, i haven't been able to read anything for about two weeks so i'm catching up.
First thought: Aren't kids so cute (as long as they go home with someone else)? I'm going to miss that little one.
Second thought: Do you think that insurance companies sell stupid insurance yet? It would allow all those stupid people to come outside again.
I can see it now... I stapled my hand to my forehead. How much is that worth?
I will straight up give you $50 if you staple your hand to your forehead.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sounds cool. Maybe on Sunday.
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