Several things didn't go wrong last night

During last night’s run, several things didn’t go wrong.

 

I didn’t twist an ankle.  

I didn’t get chased by a dog.

I didn’t get chased by several dogs.

I didn’t get hit by a car.

I didn’t get hit by a meteor.

I didn’t have a tree fall on me.

I didn’t get whacked by a golf ball.

I didn’t get passed by a little old lady with a walker.

I didn’t get dehydrated.

I didn’t turn into a werewolf.

I didn’t have any cramping issues.

I had no unusual pains in my joints.

I didn’t get struck by lightening.

I wasn’t chased by midgets wearing clown suits.

I wasn’t chased by midgets at all.

Nobody asked me for money.

Nobody took my money without asking.

 

However, 1 thing did go horribly wrong.

 

Traffic was absolutely crazy and I simply didn’t have time to run.

 

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Hmm, come to think of it, that wasn’t so bad, considering all the things that could have happened during the run.