Bound to happen

Ok, I get the notion that federal wire taps without warrants are a bad thing.

 

I mean, NOBODY wants the feds knowing that your friend’s boyfriend stood her up on their 1 year anniversary.

You CERTAINLY don’t want the feds knowing that he’s a loser and a pathetic excuse for a lover.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES do you want the feds knowing that your friend’s boyfriend “eats pussy like a Billy goat” (what the hell does that even MEAN?!?) and is hung like “a garden gnome” (that one is pretty funny).  You clearly didn’t like the guy and don’t have a very high opinion of his physical talents or endowments.  After all, you’d have had a better time, uh, how did you put it…  um, “fucking a thimble” (also pretty funny) while the two of you were going out.

 

Yup.  The feds don’t need to know that information at all.  Not at all.

 

Of course, the complete strangers standing on the escalator next to you don’t need (or want) to know it, either.

 

Oh, sure.  It’s funny as shit if you have a warped sense of humor like I do.  But, seriously, if you think federal wiretaps without warrants are a bad thing, maybe you should, oh, I don’t know, talk a little quieter in the mall while you’re on the phone.  ‘Cause I didn’t have a warrant, either, and now the world knows (ok, 50 people in the world…).