I love John Lovitz

Strength training lately.  Will run tomorrow.

 

But first…

 

Reportedly, at the Laugh Factory in L.A., John Lovitz smashed Andy Dick’s head into the bar 4 or 5 times.

 

I love that man.

 

For no other reason than it was Andy Dick, his actions are completely justified.

But there is more to the story.

 

5 months before comic genius Phil Hartman died John and Andy were at a party at Phil’s house.  Andy gives Phil’s wife some cocaine after she’d been sober for 10 years, because, you know, it’s always a good idea to give a recovered/ing junkie some blow.  Fast forward a few months and both Phil and his wife are dead, dead, dead.

 

Is there a link?  John Lovitz thinks so.

 

To compound matters a while back Andy Dick strolls up to Lovitz’s table in a restaurant and drinks his companion’s peach schnapps drink (quite manly) and drunkenly tells John “I put the Phil Hartman hex on you, you’re next to die”.  John boggles at Andy and says “What?”, and the dumbass repeats it “I put the Phil Hartman hex on you, you’re next to die.”

 

As if there was any doubt that this guy was a giant turd.

 

So, according to John when he ran into Andy at the Laugh Factory he demanded he apologize for the Hartman Hex crap, Andy denied he said it and was introduced to the bar.

 

BRAVO, MASTER THESBIAN!  BRAVO!