Curious question

I find myself wondering “what if GW had done that” lately.

 

President Obama flies Marine 1 to New York to catch a Broadway show, complete with security contingent, road closures, and the like.  What if GW had done that?

 

President Obama flies his family to Paris to meet him for a weekend and dinner at the Eiffel Tower.  What if GW had done that?

 

President Obama takes the presidential motorcade out for burgers.  What if GW had done that?

 

President Obama fires the CEO of GM.  What if GW had done that?

 

Nancy Pelosi accuses the CIA of lying to Congress.  What if GW had done that?

 

Barney Frank calls up GM and (does not order) orders them to keep a distribution facility open in Massachusetts.  What if GW had done that?

 

Of course, we know it’s all rhetorical, the press would have skewered GW where they give BO and his boys a complete pass.  And maybe he did, but they were too busy complaining that he was spending a weekend at the ranch or making fun of his accent or rooting on the insurgents in Iraq to notice.

 

And the idea of Bush and Cheney going for burgers is especially far-fetched.

Everyone knows that Cheney feasted on human flesh (rim shot).