News on 11 this AM

I’ve said before how much I love local news readers.

Our own local news reader who’s name rhymes with Sebra Suncan was reading a story to us this morning about a popular lake in Texas where swimmers are getting ill.

2 swimmers have gotten ill at this lake after swimming.

It’s a popular lake in Texas.

It has doctors worried.

 

Guess what lake it is.

 

Go ahead, guess.

 

No, I’m not going to tell you what lake it was, because they didn’t bother to relay that information while reading the story for us this morning.

 

It’s just a popular lake.

 

In Texas.

 

Where you might get sick (and, we must hastily and without merit conclude, die).

 

But you have to guess, because they won’t tell you which lake.

 

Sigh.